The Best Lil’ Wayne Quotes

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#1 javi on 08.22.10 at 6:51 pm

fuck if you understand me
I love being misunderstood
haha why?,
cause I live in the suburbs
but I come from the hood

#2 james fleming on 08.25.10 at 1:32 pm

put a dick in ther mouth so a gess its fuck what they say

#3 joey farrell on 09.23.10 at 8:15 am

im high as a bitch up up and away!!

#4 Marissa on 09.29.10 at 10:42 pm

Im not looking down, but I see no one above me!
- lil wayne

#5 kasey on 10.06.10 at 12:44 am

Girls are like school and cut em like seniors

#6 Tekno on 10.12.10 at 9:45 pm

I’m rare like Mr. Clean with hair-Weezy F. Baby

#7 cbaby on 10.20.10 at 5:47 pm

make jokes — laugh, love — live life: no stress, proceed — porgress
-weezy-

#8 luee on 10.29.10 at 11:42 am

Trapped in a maze therefore i am amazing…

#9 luee on 10.29.10 at 11:45 am

My reality is bigger than your dreams are,
Got ya dream girl ridin’ in your dream car…

#10 chris on 10.31.10 at 12:07 pm

im married to the game, but she broke her vows

#11 Krystaaa on 10.31.10 at 6:52 pm

LIFE is A b—h but i appreciate her -

#12 Krystaaa on 10.31.10 at 6:53 pm

my LIFE’s A b—h ,but you know nothing bout her .

#13 Erik on 11.02.10 at 7:54 pm

“I’m the only fire that can live in the rain” – Lil Wayne
“Life is a gamble and I’m all about my poker chips” – Lil Wayne
“I’m lookin in the mirror & I see a dollar sign, I had a cat scan & I had money on my mind” – Lil Wayne
“I’m just tryna stay ahead of my shadow” – Lil Wayne

#14 SHAAN BHATT on 11.06.10 at 10:22 am

DESE R DAMN COOL…U ROCK MAN…LV YA OLWEZ…KEEP ROKNN

#15 SHAAN BHATT on 11.06.10 at 10:23 am

U ROCK MAN..YOUR QUOTED ARE DAMN AWSOME…KEEP ROKING

#16 The Kid on 11.17.10 at 7:19 pm

Life is a beach..im just plaing in the sand

#17 The Kid on 11.17.10 at 7:20 pm

Life is a beach im just playin in the sand

#18 The Kid on 11.17.10 at 7:21 pm

Ive been fly so long i fell asleep on the fuckin plane-Lil Wayne

#19 The Kid on 11.17.10 at 7:22 pm

I dont need a hoe for a thing…cause i got more game then beijing-Lil Wayne

#20 The Kid on 11.17.10 at 7:26 pm

Lifes a bitch nah better yet a dumb broad

#21 yo granma on 11.23.10 at 9:07 am

wake up n smell the pu$$y
you niggas cant see me
but never overlook me! – tunechi

#22 yo granma on 11.23.10 at 9:11 am

im on a paper trail
it aint no tellin where it took me..

#23 R. on 12.01.10 at 12:21 am

All these niggas .. and bitches still hatin’
i used to be ballin .. but now im bill gatin’
Got a list full of problems .. ill tend to them later,
man . life is a bitch.. but i appreciate her..
Lil Wayne

#24 BoSeyfes on 12.03.10 at 4:44 pm

i got mo ice den a supa sized drink-lil wayne

#25 BoSeyfes on 12.03.10 at 4:45 pm

TELL DEM LIL RAPPERS TO WATCH OUT FOR DA GIANT-LIL WAYNE

#26 BoSeyfes on 12.03.10 at 4:46 pm

SHOOT YOU IN THE FRONT PORCH AND KNOCK YOU IN DA BACK YARD-LIL WAYNE

#27 jay dubz on 12.07.10 at 7:36 am

I’m A Beast I’m A Dog I Should Rap With A Muzzle
Peyton Manning Flow I Just Go No Huddle
Baby Girl Gettin Straight Dick No Cuddle
You Know I’m Out This World
I Just Bought A Space Shuttle

hes a beast hes a dog hes the mothafuckin problem,
okay your a goon but whats a goon to a goblin
nothing nothing you aint scared of nothing

#28 lil wayne on 12.11.10 at 11:01 pm

I’m not looking down but I see no one above

#29 lil wayne on 12.11.10 at 11:02 pm

im not looking down but i see no one above me

#30 molly on 12.12.10 at 4:10 am

she z beyond beautiful

#31 Worm on 12.13.10 at 1:54 am

The money gonna come if not i’m gonna get gotta die with money cuz I wasn’t born with it

#32 #TheRealWayne on 12.14.10 at 12:13 am

Thanks, love you all !

#33 summer danw scank((: on 12.14.10 at 1:16 pm

lil wayne is the shit ((:

#34 summer danw scank((: on 12.14.10 at 1:18 pm

Yeah, I call it how I see ya
I wish I never met ya, i wouldn’t wanna be ya
p-ssy ass n-gga I don’t want your gonorrhea
p-ssy ass n-gga I don’t want your gonorrhea
Yeah, I call it how I see ya
I wish I never met ya, i wouldn’t wanna be ya
p-ssy ass n-gga I don’t want your gonorrhea
p-ssy ass n-gga I don’t want your gonorrhea

#35 T.J. on 12.14.10 at 11:00 pm

I Get Head And Tail Like A Quarter, In That Order. -Lil Wayne

#36 T.J. on 12.14.10 at 11:02 pm

Fresh Out The Jet, Sharper Then Gellete.
The Blunt Still Wet, So Pass It Like Brett.
- Lil Wayne

#37 aSHLEY on 12.16.10 at 9:11 am

bLIND eYES cOULD lOOK aT mE aND sEE tHE tRUTH

#38 erica robinette on 12.17.10 at 3:49 am

..Victory consistently, train all year to be the enemies misery *

#39 erica robinette on 12.17.10 at 3:53 am

Money keep growin, yuppp its growin lika chea

#40 siaraa!baby swaggz! on 12.19.10 at 11:46 am

lil wayne is the bomb like TiCk! TiCk!
I aint lookin down but i see noone above me(:
If you are shooting for the stars….then just shoot me(:
and them birds don’t fly, without my permission,
I’m probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons,
see my world is different,
like Dwayne Wayne…!(:
i go to earth when mars is boring(:haha

#41 madeline on 12.22.10 at 9:41 pm

B**** i’m the bomb like…tick….tick.

#42 TONY MONTANA n WEEZY on 12.23.10 at 5:41 am

lifes such a fucking rolla costa then it drops,bt wat shud i scream for THIS IS MY THEME PARK……………….

WORLD IS OURS

#43 kayliThinksLilwayneNeedsToComeToIowa on 12.23.10 at 5:23 pm

Life is a beach & I’m just playinn’ in tha sand (:

#44 d-man on 12.26.10 at 3:32 am

“all on my di*k cuz i make alot of money i dont know y cuz she gets none from me”
-Lil Wayne

#45 flY kiD on 12.27.10 at 12:51 am

life is a bitch and death is her sister, sleep is the cusin where the fuck the family picture”

- WEZZY f, bAbY

#46 manny on 12.29.10 at 2:07 am

i think “i am a beast feed me rappers or feed me beats” is the best one, but hopefully soon he will come out wit some new stuff, lookin foward to the carter 4

#47 THAM on 01.04.11 at 6:29 am

I HATE TO SEE HER GO BUT I LOVE TO WATCH HER LEAVE,RUNNING BAC AND FORTH LIKE A SOCCER TEAM,SHE GO THE GUD ,GUD,SHE’S MICHAEL JACKSON BAD….,LOOKING FORWARD TO AM NOT A HUMAN BEING WEEZY F BAAAABY…………..

#48 Ohhhhweeeeeezyyy on 01.05.11 at 5:09 pm

Now tell me how you love it you know you at the top when only heavens right above ya it’s young money mother fckkkker if you ant running with it run from it mother fckkkker

#49 Ohhhhweeeeeezyyy on 01.05.11 at 5:10 pm

Igot ma gun in ma boo purse and I dont bust back cause I shoot first

#50 Ohhhhweeeeeezyyy on 01.05.11 at 5:11 pm

I ain’t a killlla but dont push me

#51 camron dennis on 01.08.11 at 10:07 am

i get well with years,just wine.

#52 camron dennis on 01.08.11 at 10:20 am

Guns turn you boys into pussies, sex change

#53 babyyyy on 01.12.11 at 2:04 pm

“baby i could bless you when you aint even sneezin, i could have you dreaming when you aint even sleeepin”
-Lil wayne <3

#54 cashmoney on 01.14.11 at 3:14 pm

em da man around dis m*thafu*ka
em so hotch u probly get a tann around this m*thafu*ka
this rapp game , i got ma hands around dis m*thafu*ka
yea i cal it game, buh i aint around dis m*thafu*ka.. \m/

#55 cashmoney on 01.14.11 at 3:15 pm

em da man around dis m*thafu*ka
em so hotch u probly get a tann around this m*thafu*ka
this rapp game , i got ma hands around dis m*thafu*ka
yea i cal it game, buh i aint playin around dis m*thafu*ka.. \m/

#56 josh on 01.16.11 at 4:44 pm

i love weed so much i tried to marry juana

#57 C-Weezy on 01.18.11 at 9:19 pm

yeah I’m da best to ever do it bitch, and you the best at never doing shit, if you da shit then, I am sewer rich

#58 Maggs on 01.19.11 at 11:59 pm

Most of y’all don’t get the picture less the flash is on (:

#59 Maggs on 01.20.11 at 12:01 am

I lost my mind, its somewhere out there stranded (:

#60 riley on 01.21.11 at 4:57 pm

dark ass shade i cant see them haters now eat these fuckin bullers dont forget to tip the waiter

#61 hitman on 01.21.11 at 6:06 pm

I am not a human , shout to all my moon men

#62 Carizma on 01.22.11 at 1:09 pm

Weed so strong its like im twisting tornado’s ~Lil Wayne~

#63 Mark on 01.24.11 at 7:36 am

Tall glass of merlot get her in the mode
two tall glasses of merlot get her out her robe
i whisper in her ear and lick around her lobe
and when she check her watch its never time to go
and with her brain she should get the honor roll
and when i came she caught me like a common cold

#64 Mark on 01.24.11 at 7:40 am

Sometimes you gotta blow it twice and shake it up and roll the dice

#65 short on 01.27.11 at 12:38 am

i beat yah pussy up i am a vibrator weezy the greatest to ever do it

#66 reptar on 01.27.11 at 2:56 pm

Fuck shittin on ya, dump the whole toilet on ya.
2 bitches at the same time synchronized swimmers.
Black and white diamonds, fuck segregation.
Money too strong pockets on body builder.
On some faggot bullshit, call ‘em Dennis Rodman.
Real g’s move in silence like lasagna.
Yo flow never wet, like grandma pussy. Im always good, like grandma cookies.

#67 reptar on 01.27.11 at 2:56 pm

Fuck shittin on ya, dump the whole toilet on ya.
2 bitches at the same time synchronized swimmers.
Black and white diamonds, fuck segregation.
Money too strong pockets on body builder.
On some faggot bullshit, call ‘em Dennis Rodman.
Real g’s move in silence like lasagna.
Yo flow never wet, like grandma p*ssy. Im always good, like grandma cookies.

#68 Jessa! :D on 01.30.11 at 6:44 pm

Skinny ass pants fresh pair of vans!

#69 ThaDoll on 01.31.11 at 2:50 am

I’m the truth why would I lie , I walk up in this bitch like a pilot I’m fly hello and bye bye I leave y’all ass in the past like tie dye……… #2 O.G. bitch can’t you spell fuck wrong with y’all I ain’t Marvin gae but I can get it on with y’all……….. #3. I love brain so I’m looking for a nerb bitch……. #4 I’m so un fit cause all I eat is rappers and these rappers ain’t shit I like my fast food faster

#70 ThaDoll on 01.31.11 at 2:57 am

I dnt splurge around no hoe and I dnt shine in front of no bitch cause afta she get off my dick I be like find tha front door bitch I dnt kno why n tha fuck yo bitch keep cumin by I dun fucked yo bitch a hundred times WTF yo bitch got on ha mind my fuckin dick I call ha dick head

#71 DAN on 02.02.11 at 9:20 pm

Aight, Ima Beast mother Fuckers, You Fuck with me Your dead like a flying bird who just got eat by this mother fuckin’ hommie……..Wayne.

#72 DAN on 02.02.11 at 9:21 pm

aight Man , This Is Life, Don’t Like It , Well Fuck It, Live With it, Or Imma Show You How To Fuckin’ Live You Fuckin’ Nigga.

#73 DAN on 02.02.11 at 9:24 pm

Baby ,Your My Life, Your My Every Thin’, Please Don’t Leave me, You’ll See How You Can’t Live With Out Me,
Ima Every thin’ You Need , imma everythin’ Yo Want, Leave Me Yo Life Get’s Fucked Up Like Justin Fuckin’ Beaber.

#74 DAN on 02.02.11 at 9:27 pm

Aight Man, This IS Life Let’s Live With It, This Is Wayne He’s Kool With It, This Is Dan And He’l Show Yo GF How To Move With It, Now How About We Say We Go And Show These Fucker’s How To Rap.
Yah.

#75 DAN on 02.02.11 at 9:35 pm

Ima Beast, like Yo Mom On My Asp Every Night, And Now I Say ” Hey Baby It Been So Long. You Should Be My Girl Friend.Your Mans So Wrong Take You To A Place Where Can Be Alone’ Watchua Think OF my Hands IN The Back Of Your Arms, Baby, Wat do you like I Can Do What He Cant Do, Baby Don’t Think Twice Pop Champagne: We Can Dance All Night Let Wayne Rap This Song For the Rest Of The Night” Yahh.

#76 -Blackk on 02.03.11 at 1:49 am

bitch i’m me, American Gangster -Lil`Wayne

#77 akshay on 02.08.11 at 11:28 am

u kick me wen i’m down….. but hey watch yo backzzeee
cuz wen i grow….. imma’dump u like shitzyy…..
– aksh.j.r

#78 akshay on 02.08.11 at 11:31 am

u kick me wen i’m down….. u beta watch yo backzeee…. cuz wen i grow…. imma’ dump u lik shitzzyy………
-aksh.j.r

#79 CODY on 02.08.11 at 12:13 pm

bitch, swallow my words and taste my thoughts and if its too nasty, spit it back at me. Two more inches I’d've been in that casket. According to the doctor I could have died in traffic.-3 PEAT- LIL WEEZY

#80 CODY on 02.08.11 at 12:15 pm

ignorant shit- lil wayne. is prolly the best lyrical song in rap ive ever heard. amazing

#81 CODY on 02.08.11 at 12:30 pm

people dont listen to the lyrics and what they really mean. i dont see lil as a great rapper or great lyricist…. i see him as the BEST rapper and the BEST lyricist of all times hands down.

#82 cody p on 02.09.11 at 5:12 am

I’m ridn on the track like a monsta truck, its 11:11 but I needs no luck. Ur girls panties wet like she fell off the boat. She cant talk but she sure can choke. my name is co bitch put it in ya notes.

#83 gthang on 02.14.11 at 1:18 pm

weezy f babyy and the f is fo’ front door, cuz thats where i brang it- su woop if u bangin muthafucka

#84 breezyxo on 02.17.11 at 10:54 am

but hoes gonn be hoes so i couldnt blam tammy

#85 breezyxo on 02.17.11 at 11:01 am

confidence is a stain they cant whipe off

woman of my dreams i dont sleep so i cant find her

mind so sharp i fuck around and cut my head off

life is a bitch death is her sister sleep is the cousin what a fuckin family picture

dont shake your body with no body not even a finger i will cut it off and let him keep it

rap about money and a nigga might sign yah rap about me and a nigga might find ya

she got that crack and i got that pipe

and men lie about woman an shit woman lie about a lotta shit

lifes a bitch nah better yet a dumb broad and i bet i could fuck the world and make it cum hard

i know what they dont wanna tell you just hope your heaven sent and your hell proof

her head is the greatest oh yes i love her like pu$$y money weed

#86 Adewale on 02.19.11 at 2:30 pm

Weezy is the best

#87 Kayeluh Eisman on 02.21.11 at 9:08 pm

Life is a bitch & death is her sister, sleep is her cousin what a fuckin’ family picture (:

#88 SHANAYNAY on 02.23.11 at 3:02 pm

I WAKE UP IN THA MORNIN TAKE A PISS AND WASH MY HANDS TAKE A KNEE AND THANK THA MAN AND GET BACK TO THA MONEY YOU AINT KNOW I GOTTA GO GOTTA GET BACK TO THA MONEY

#89 SHANAYNAY on 02.23.11 at 3:05 pm

TAKE THEM SHOES OFF YO TEETH AND QUIT RUNNIN YO MOUTH ALL YO DOIN IS MAKIN ME FAMOUS

#90 Jisseul on 02.26.11 at 7:48 pm

In this world where it costs to be the boss i pay the price including tax.

#91 Marii on 03.06.11 at 4:52 am

Magazine full of bullets, you can be my cover girl…. -Weezy

…..and if she got nice legs she can run on my team

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#93 Daniel Forte on 03.11.11 at 5:08 pm

I let her ride me while I drive her crazy!

#94 Mrs. Weezy ;] on 03.15.11 at 4:51 pm

Make ‘em girls say my name like a roll call! – Weezy. <3

#95 unathi on 03.18.11 at 8:30 am

“im on de roud to ritches,its jus a lil traffic.

#96 sexy baby on 03.22.11 at 3:20 pm

ilove you in i no you do not me but you is so so so so sexy i need you to see me because you is so sexy fom sexy baby love you

#97 meg on 03.30.11 at 7:21 pm

And if you come up from under that water and theres fresh air, just breathe baby, gods got a blessin to spare. I know the process is so much stress but its the progress that feels the best. I came from the projects straight to success and your next, just try, they can’t steal your pride, its inside. Then find it and keep on grindin, cause in every dark cloud theres a silver linin, I know.
-Lil’ Wayne

#98 albert on 04.01.11 at 12:02 pm

Dear mr toilet, im the shit-dwayne michael carter jr.

#99 smiley on 04.08.11 at 5:54 am

you stand under me if you dont understand me…weezy

#100 rohit on 04.11.11 at 7:32 am

had ma heart broken by this women named TAMMY but Hoe’s gon be hoe’s so i cudnt blame TAMMY….

#101 jammal on 04.13.11 at 1:16 am

i rap harder than presents

#102 gonzo on 04.13.11 at 1:32 pm

& i dont think your beautiful i think your beyond it

#103 noah on 04.20.11 at 10:50 am

paper chaser tell tht paper look im right behind ya

#104 VIJAY THAKUR on 04.26.11 at 7:05 am

U R THE LION AMONG D MENS……..

#105 CamCam on 04.28.11 at 10:57 pm

“don’t fuck with me cause right now I’m higher than captain Kirk”-Wayne
“walk around like I’m 30ft tall Tiger Woods on these hoes tryna birdie these balls”-Wayne
“your flow never wet like grandma pussy I’m always good like grandma’s cookies”-Wayne
listen to no ceilings this is the best mixtape ever idc if it’s old or not has the best lines possibly ever no one is better than Wayne but Pac and that’s real!

#106 KeeLo on 04.29.11 at 9:16 am

I work out in my office cuz im fit for businezz ~ weezy f. baby

#107 ernesto on 05.06.11 at 10:08 pm

real G’s move in silence like lasaGna

#108 Darnel Overstreet on 05.11.11 at 11:13 am

listen got 1 of my own.
All you boys is fruits . i sam you boys like tucan
iama the best overall like a jumpa. you jus whiteman

#109 Darnel Overstreet on 05.11.11 at 11:14 am

Dwayne the future best rapper alive. gittin so much green like my name is bruce banner

#110 TunechiLover on 06.03.11 at 12:41 pm

Ye ., And I Swear That Everything When I Leave This Earth , It Gon Be On Both Feet .. Never Knees In The Dirt ., But You Can Try My Fucka . But When I Squeeze It Hard . Ah We Lose Two Lifes Yours And Mines . Give Me Any Amount Of Time Don’t Let Mrs. Carter Be At The Funeral Parlor , Dripping Tears Down My Sleeves ., Give Me Any Amount Of Time Don’t Let Mrs. Carter Leave .

#111 TunechiLover on 06.03.11 at 12:45 pm

Sexual Healing ., I Can Be Her Religion . And Now She’s Kneeling , Praying To The Ceiling . I Blessed Her As If She Sneezed . Must Be The Weather . I Dressed Her . I Am Her Sleeves .

Lil Tunechi Or Young Tunafish

#112 DaRealWayne on 06.12.11 at 4:48 am

Girls u send naked pics. Ima schedule ah meting where yall meet

My numba is 832-475-2214. (This is from the site admin… Really? You’re leaving your number on a blog site, of all places? Are you really that stupid? Im’ma leave it up there, just cause you put it there. I might put it on the front page. I might call it and send you naked pics of myself. And I’m a dude. What you think about that?)

All Da niggas follow
Bitch just swallow
Pussy so hollow
Money say Polo
Bitch Get low
Mane Im pussy Fucking
Den bitch get on yo knees and start sucking
House got no ceilings
Niggas got no feelings
Feed the monkey these banana peelings
Fuck Da pussy till it wet
And fly off in my jet
Nigga I’m done

#113 emilly on 06.12.11 at 12:46 pm

shes the pistol to my holster, BANG <3

#114 weezyfan:alex on 06.15.11 at 12:12 am

i got the world in my hands and i keep my hands closed

get off my dick, i ain’t fuckin wit ya

#115 YMCMB on 06.15.11 at 11:24 pm

My flow so sick i should of died in the first verse- Lil Wayne

I get money to kill time, Deadclocks- Lil Wayne

Im so far ahead of these niggas i should strt rapping in numbers- Lil Wayne

Im the sickest nigga ever and you can ak the nurse- Lil Wayne

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#117 Unknown on 06.18.11 at 6:50 pm

It’s like I have it all
But I don’t have to worry
Married to the money, a true love story
Only God can judge me, I don’t need a jury
Nothing standing in my way, like nothings my security
Back to my journey, that bullshit don’t concern me
If I knew I was going to jail I would have f-cked my attorney
If you sleeping on me, than I hope you toss and turning
I’m so cold I’m hypothermic, ask yo girl she will confirm it -Weezy

#118 sunny on 06.20.11 at 12:21 pm

satisfy with nothing and u don’t know the half of it.young money cash money.

#119 akshat on 07.13.11 at 10:30 am

…money dnt sleep,so weezy cnt rest & ak-47 is my fuking adress

#120 Breanna on 07.20.11 at 10:05 pm

Weezy F Baby, & the “F” ain’t for flaw. (:

#121 shameka ♥̨♡'s Wayne on 07.30.11 at 12:31 am

I know the world is cold and deceiving so I keep mah head up like my nose is bleeding …
Weezy is dha muthafxckinq best ! * he’s nuh a human beinq ! *

#122 Marrissa on 08.01.11 at 3:27 pm

Life is just a fuckin rollercoaster then it dropes what should i scream for this is my THEME PARk

#123 kab00m671 on 08.05.11 at 3:11 am

Keep your mouth closed.
Wanna know why you die? The answers right under your nose.

#124 Fwezzyenna on 08.11.11 at 11:53 am

Even blind eyes can c me nd tell the truth I wonder if Stevie does?

#125 MzTuneChi on 08.22.11 at 10:54 pm

All his songz DUH!!

#126 MzTuneChi on 08.22.11 at 10:56 pm

wendy williams-she looks like a dude her body is chewed her hair is glued

#127 shamiel on 09.08.11 at 10:31 am

Married 2 the money a true love story

#128 Tourettes on 09.10.11 at 1:49 pm

Don’t fuck up with Wayne cuz when it Wayne’s it pours – Mr. Carter

#129 Tourettes on 09.10.11 at 1:50 pm

Karma is a bitch, well just make sure that bitch is beautiful – Wayne

#130 lilklks on 09.12.11 at 12:23 pm

Bullies aren t bullet proof

#131 lilklks on 09.12.11 at 12:24 pm

i ll be at my table staking dollars till the perfect height
Drizzy

#132 lilklks on 09.12.11 at 12:26 pm

looking at me now, damn i look just like my fukin dad

#133 lilklks on 09.12.11 at 12:29 pm

i m sorry i been away
but thats what my dr. preferred

#134 sammieskittlez on 09.13.11 at 8:02 pm

if life is a bitch then mine a gold digger

#135 sammieskittlez on 09.13.11 at 8:03 pm

some of ya’ll lovers most of ya’ll haters i put up a wall and its just wall paper

#136 sammieskittlez on 09.13.11 at 8:04 pm

she will she will

#137 aman on 09.18.11 at 3:15 am

i got chicks in ma pocket and i fuck them like a rocket

#138 jocelyn garcia on 09.22.11 at 11:48 am

dont compare me cuz there aint no one near me

#139 jonson sigamala on 09.24.11 at 10:50 pm

swallow my words..taste my thoughts…and if it’s too nasty..spit it back to me..

#140 DACLAN on 09.28.11 at 9:28 am

I’ve been gone too long ,true or false, right or wrong. Hello Weezy welcome Home! Young Mula baby! – Blunt Blowin – Lil Wayne

#141 #REALLilWayne (Pick Up CarterIV) on 10.03.11 at 9:25 am

-Man ya’ll fucking up my music STFU dirty foots hoes ,& lame a.s niggas !

#142 james on 10.04.11 at 1:39 pm

i’ma blunt blowin polo graw showin hit you with that nine, knock a bitch to the floor in, i run up in ur house in blow ur family brains on the coch……..

#143 Kfed on 10.04.11 at 11:24 pm

Bitch named crystal let her suck my pistol she opened up her mouth and I blow her brains out ya ain’t met a nigga like me ya probably Neva will ridas Rollin wit me like eleven wheels find out where ya livin kill you in the kitchen…YMCMB weezy f baby

#144 Hornets3 on 10.07.11 at 11:41 pm

“I shoot for the stars, astronauts dodge bullets” “I like my Girls thick, not just kinda fine. Eat her til she cry, Call it wine and dine” “The hate is music to my ears, I got my dancin’ shoes”. -The Carter IV

#145 Alex B on 10.13.11 at 5:25 pm

when im 70 years old thats when i cant hold my shit but then so i shit on myself cause im so sick and tired of shittin on erebody else

#146 arem13 on 10.14.11 at 1:47 am

I jut built a house on I don’t give a fuck avenue

#147 arem13 on 10.14.11 at 1:48 am

Her mouth is like my house, so I guess you could say I’m coming home

#148 arem13 on 10.14.11 at 1:51 am

ps half of these are wrong, and you call yourselve Wayne fans

#149 vqee on 10.14.11 at 4:25 am

i dont give a bitch what i have earned

#150 johns on 10.16.11 at 5:40 am

dear lord u ve done toke so many of my people but im just wondering why u haven taken my life

#151 kea on 10.23.11 at 2:59 pm

I wish you the beat good luck beau weezy f for fuck you

#152 suMeR on 11.01.11 at 9:45 am

my momma said tuck yo chain son they’ll take it,
i hit ha with one of them still faces like i’ll be damn momma,they know who i am momma, i’m just yo little boy,but to them i’m the man momma, Lil Wayne

#153 Akiy Psyko on 11.05.11 at 8:07 am

I gOt ice in ma veins ,
bLood in ma eyeS ,
hate in ma heart ,
Love in ma mind .! (:
<3

#154 simphiwe on 11.05.11 at 9:42 am

Okay these are the days, the days of our lives. What do yew have a calendar because I lost mine.. I.. I lost mine.. I lost mine. I’m the sickest virus on and offline… Imaginary line you don’t wanna cross mine. Found a clock in the street I’m making up for lost time.

she whine, baby don’t leave, I duck that bullshit bob and weave. Everybody trippin’. But I ain’t never trippin’. Leave your ass flatter that my new television.

Love Weezy to bitz!!*

#155 Jayla Holloway on 11.05.11 at 4:23 pm

Some Of Yall Dont Know The Lyrics To These Songs But Yall “SO CALLED” Wayne Fans ! Quit F’n Up His Music

#156 Kofi kalu on 11.06.11 at 5:25 am

Life is a bitch and death is d sister, sleep is d cousin, what a fuckin family picture

#157 sivan dass on 11.10.11 at 7:22 pm

im aVETA soulja n a MTV gangstar
i would be on VH1 wen m done being famous
explain shitz iv made my way
n ur just a stain bitch
ul fade away

#158 King Bow! on 11.20.11 at 1:11 am

You fucking wit a nigga! Who don’t give a fuck! Empty the clip…. Then roll the window up – Lil Wayne

#159 bachar on 11.21.11 at 9:50 pm

I leave the pussy micro soft like windows vista ..
Yeah im in my mode got a code like da-vinchi
every body watches ur back when ur in the front
then we take a shower together and wash each others back and if she kick it off then ama run it back …
i fuck squars na do tht mean am outa shape ?

#160 groovy on 12.01.11 at 2:42 pm

man i love this dude wezzy f baby………..

#161 Zack on 12.04.11 at 4:15 am

But I’m Ray Charles to the bullshit. Now hop up on that dick and do a full split!!!

#162 MaaanicK on 12.08.11 at 6:11 am

They got their girl from overseas ,
she aint listen american
i cannot be her soldier plss
i’maa fighting for her scare
imm better feel low
don i look like baby cute……….

#163 LSDavis on 12.09.11 at 1:09 am

Safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cus you don’t want that late text that “i think i’m late” text

#164 baby k on 12.10.11 at 7:56 am

life is da b*tch and death is her sister,sleep is da cousin..wat a f*ckin family picture

#165 Rr on 12.19.11 at 8:44 am

But you know me.
I get on this bitch and have a heart attack.
Hip-hop – I’m the heart of that.
Nigga, nothin’ short of that.
President Carter,
Young Money Democrat.
~ Right Above It~

#166 JDizzel on 12.20.11 at 7:48 pm

Call me killa, cause i make a killin’ -Wezzy

#167 Aden Christians on 12.24.11 at 8:02 am

Married to the money, a true love story
Everybody wanna be fly till u swat em

#168 Aden Christians on 12.24.11 at 8:03 am

Weezy f baby and the f aint for flaw..

#169 Aden Christians on 12.24.11 at 8:06 am

We all in the same picture but we got differnent poses

#170 Aden Christians on 12.24.11 at 8:08 am

Im walking on needles, sticking to the point

#171 josue on 12.26.11 at 2:25 am

-and they say time flys but mine’s first class

-shit happens nd since am the shit am who it happen

-here’s my most funniest joke, am broke

-lord protect me from my friends, i can take care of my enemies

-i like my girl face south and her her ass north

#172 don corleon on 12.27.11 at 6:38 am

man,i gat summer hatin on me coz am hotter than the sun

#173 skello on 01.08.12 at 1:26 am

Life’s a b***h, n m dance wiv her

#174 Lorenzo Giordano on 01.16.12 at 2:40 am

im so high i can vomit on a commit

#175 cB on 01.20.12 at 4:29 pm

Last name ever, first name greatest. Like a sprained ankle boy i ain’t nothin to play with- Drake

#176 fweezy on 01.22.12 at 9:29 am

life is a bitch n death is her sister
sleep is her cousin wat a fucking family picture

#177 DeAndrea YMCMB Hamilton on 01.22.12 at 2:57 pm

damb yall niggas fucking up lil waynes songs if you dont know the lyrics STFU and stop callin urselfs lil wayne fans

#178 KronIsMusic on 01.24.12 at 3:34 pm

Automatic Leave em Dead In The LivingRoom… Get it ?
Leave em DEAD in the LIVINGroom.

#179 Nick on 01.30.12 at 11:23 pm

Bitches try to kick me when im down , ill break your leg

#180 Rohan on 01.31.12 at 11:58 am

Keep a hard dick for your girlfriend to wobble on…

Big house, long hallways, got ten bathrooms i can shit all day nigga..

#181 @prettyAOB on 02.05.12 at 12:47 am

I’m Going for the Gold, my heart is in control, My mind is on succeed and I am in the lead. Don’t buy into the schemes, the science or the stratege. – Imma Go Getta

#182 K BIG on 02.09.12 at 11:07 pm

i got tha devil on my sholdas da lord as my witness so on my lebria scale im weighin sins an forgiveness

#183 K BIG on 02.09.12 at 11:10 pm

lord u done took so many of my people im just wnderin y u havent taken my life like wat tha hell am i doin right

-TUNE-

#184 thugga on 02.12.12 at 12:31 am

black and white diamonds,
fuck segragation

#185 mykilla on 02.15.12 at 12:13 am

“Abra Cadabra, Magic, Johnson”

“They say love is in the air so I, hold my breath til my face turn purple.”

Man, I got Summer hating on me cause I’m hotter then the Sun

Got Spring hating on me cause I ain’t never sprung

Winter hating on me cause I’m colder than ya’ll”

#186 Mrs Carter on 02.15.12 at 4:42 am

So full of shit u close your mouth and let your ass talk

Money so strong pockets on body builder

So misunderstood but what’s a world without enigma

#187 Wifey on 02.15.12 at 4:45 am

It aint trickin if u got it your like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit! Hahahah
Weezy f baby);

#188 aldjfa on 02.16.12 at 9:46 pm

rain on my head call it brain storming

#189 Veed on 02.22.12 at 6:37 am

Take A Look Baby, At Ma Mo’fuckin Ass
Forget Dat, Presently Listen To My Bass
It’s Way Too Fuckin’ Loud To Break A Metal Glass
It’ll Tear Your Wife’s Pussy & Your Family Apart ..
– Veed

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